I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
Yeah it’s really frustrating that girls don’t realize by being in public alone they are either soliciting sex or looking for their Romeo 100% of the time.
^^^ boom goes the dynamite
“i think i met all the wrong men before you and i think they ruined me but i think you’re really handsome the way a map is handsome, with skin wide open soaked in the whole world’s ink.”
— Safia Elhillo, “susie knuckles in love,” published in As Us